"Hey, I heard that boys your age are interested in older women, the kind who are kind and seductive... What about you? Are you interested in an older woman like me? I'm that kid's best friend, so I'm here to listen to anything you want to talk about... How about it, with an older woman like me?" The mother of a childhood friend, who always doted on me, was unusually alluring today, and I... ended up being embraced...
